Photosynthesis and chill
the tree version of netflix and chill. usually used when two plants planted next to each other suddenly start having s-x.
five minutes into photosynthesis and chill, the mango tree groped the apple tree’s -ss.
d-mn.
that’s one h-rny tree.
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