picking nuts out of monkey shit
making a big deal out of something so meaningless. usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.
jon: “my customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he’s buying.”
larry(company owner): well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. it’s basically the same and it will cost us less.”
jon: “but i already told him we’d get the original factory parts installed. those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted.”
larry: “i don’t care, business is slow and this is what we’ll do for your customer!”
jon: “quit picking nuts out of monkey sh-t you douchebag! i quit!”
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