Pilfer the Wellington


1. to clandestinely steal the beef wellington from a neighbor’s plate at a dinner party.
2. a baudy, yet intentionally vague, s-xual innuendo.
1. “i’m never inviting sara over for dinner again! i caught her pilfering the wellington!”
2. “christine, how about we get a few drinks and pilfer the wellington?”

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