pillow-smother


a murder, traditionally bloodless, committed with general ease and a lack of physical exertion. typically perpetrated on one in an incapacitated or otherwise defenseless state.
i hate to see grandma like this, i’m sure she’d appreciate a pillow-smothering.

that baby is so freaking cute i kinda want to pillow-smother it.

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