pimp my twinset


another example of ethnic diversity in suburban england.
dreary daytime tv show watched by bored charity-committee women craving p-ssion from a plumber and a s-xy alter ego called clarice with skull tattoos and a nipple ring below the lace collar.
‘…welcome to pimp my twinset! today we will be investigating cl-toral swab art and pimping up the twinsets of patricia routledge, princess anne and dame judi dench…’

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