piñata girl
a girl who hits a man’s emotions until his hearts broken. in some cases this can result in the man giving out candy to small children as a hobby.
tony: dude, did you hear what happened between susie and melvin?
demarcus: yeah man, i can’t believe she broke up with him after 2 years for some forty year old, hispanic carpenter named jesus.
tony: what a piñata girl!
demarcus: is that why he kept trying to sell me a f-cking snickers bar…?
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