pinched a loaf
pinching a loaf refers to when one’s sphincter clenches up mid-bowel movement, and cuts the egressing t-rd in half. the result is usually that one will have to wipe oneself raw in an effort to return one’s r-ct-m to a pristine un-befouled state of cleanliness.
wife: honey, what’s taking you so long. we’re going to be late.
husband: i pinched a loaf, dear. now i’ll have to take another shower.
wife: oh, the humanity! i’ll see if i can push back our reservations.
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- Pipe of Paradise
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- Pissing like the Co-op horse
a lengthy stand up p-ss, making lots of noise and seemingly never ending. co-op horse – used to pull the milk float in years gone by. he must have been on the boys lager last night , lsten , he’s p-ssing like the co-op horse
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- pleatis
asking someone to suck your p-n-s. stands for: please suck my p-n-s. pleatis? brooke, alicia, and krista, pleatis?