Pinewood Derby Car


an easily attainable wooden block used for boyscout races. or self taught physics cl-sses.
locations where you can find them:
k-mart, wal mart, mcdonalds, cvs, walgreens, publix, bj’s, sams, costco, petco, borders, barnes and n-ble, piggly wiggly, lowes, home depot, burger king, olive garden, busch gardens, spencers, hollister, goodwill, beefs, moes, shanes rib shack, quiznos, subway, sears, cuck e cheese, dentists office, verizon, aa meetings, sushi bars, the gym, the ymca, urologist, suntrust, gynecologist, wendy’s, d-cks sporting goods, five guys, auntie annies, sonic, blockbuster, smoothie king, ben n jerrys, starbucks, the movie theatre, winn dixie, virgin megastore, nike store, walmart.com, amazon.com, ebay, burlington coat factory, abc liqour, pizza hut, papa johns, the beach, sungl-ss hut, bowling alleys, hallmark, taco bell, denny’s, dq, arby’s captian d’s, long john silvers, apple store, itunes, best buy, ford dealers, bmw, and gmc dealerships, the barber shop, krusty burger, super cuts, rotc buildings, vending machines, garbage cans, inside fish, in your garden, in your yard, office depot, staples, in your kyphs, target, juice zone, orange groves, the grand canyon, ellis island, the eiffel tower, the great pyramids, the great wall of china, in txt messages, ups, fedex, chilis, applebees, nordstrom, dillards, pacsun, macaroni grill, champs, i sell them!
nadsack: i cant find a friggin pinewood derby car!

jon: really? i got mine at cvs! they also sell them at ( insert blank from above)

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