Pink Faggot Mud Slide
when two gay guys have been ramming each other in the -ss all night and sipping pink mimosas with roofies; they each take turns covering a slip and slide with their loosened sh-t. they let it ferment for about a week in the middle of a texas summer and take one of the state’s many quadriplegic r-t-rds and slide said r-t-rd through slide over and over again until r-t-rd is either dead, or more r-t-rded and christopher reeve’d than before.
how did you spend your weekend?
chet and i did a pink f-ggot mud slide.
dude…that’s actually kinda hot.
i know right?!
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