Pinkie Promise


a sworn oath to another person and if broken, the pinkie is cut off.
pinkie promise me you wont do it again.

i promise
alright if you break it that piggy is mine.
it’s a special kind of promise. nopony breaks a pinkie promise. ‘cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!’ is the pinkie promise.
alright man i pinkie promise, i cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye, that i will tell you tomorrow.
the most sacred promise anyone can give. when broken, you lose your friend forever. the pinkie promise is done by uttering a chant and doing the motions
aj: you bettar not tell twi that ah lost her book. y’all know what happened last time thayt happened.

rd: pinkie promise. cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.

rd crosses a hoof over her heart, opened her wings and gave a flap, and put a hoof to her eye.

aj: thanks, dash. ah really don’t know what ah’d do without y’all.

rd: no problem, pal.

-later-

rd listened to twi talk about her new book she lent to aj. she bit her lip, and opened her mouth to confess. suddenly, pinkie sprung out of a potted plant

pinkie: you’ll lose them. foreeeeeevveeeerrrrr
she slowly disappeared into the plant.

rd: don’t question it…
the act of swearing a blood oath while pinkies are interlocked. breakers of the pinkie promise beware…
pinkie promise you will call me when you get back!

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