Pinstripe Assassins


n. the most important and influential band to come out of the austin music scene in recent memory. they combine elements of punk, cl-ssic rock, and mariachi into something that can only be described as a funked-out, awe-inspiring -ssault on the senses.
“do you like…music?”
“yeah!!!”
“do you like…rock ‘n’ roll?”
“yeah!!!”
“do you like…anilingus?”
“yeah!!!”

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