pint o’ lager


v. to slowly envelop a hugely erect p-n-s by method of deepthroat and gently suck until you can feel the guy beginning to c-m,in which case you remove the p-n-s from your lips and he proceeds to blow c-m over your nose and mouth, so it looks like you have just drank a pint o’ lager. it is particularly unnerving if this occurs during a boardroom meeting where one is under the table looking for a pen, consumes a pint ‘o lager and have to explain said lager stain to the members of the board who did not partake in any beverage of any kind.
i’ll be in the bog … it’s friday night and tanya’s always ready for a pint o’ lager

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