pissed as a parrot
highly intoxicated from the consumption of alcoholic beverages. derivative of “p-ssed”, meaning “to be intoxicated”.
australian in origin, as grain trucks driving along highways leave grain behind which falls in puddles and the water of the puddles become fermented after time. the parrots drink the water and get quite loose!
“he was as p-ssed as a parrot by the time the bartender cut him off”
“food tastes great if you’re as p-ssed as a parrot
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