pistachio-fingers


the red, aching, sore hands of one that has just cracked open one too many pistachios.

may include cuts under the finger nails from sh-lls slipping while in the opening process, and salty digits due to the delicious, but sodium rich coating on pistachios

person a: “dude why are you fingers all red? and why can’t you move em’?”

person b: “aw man i spent the last hour trying to open pistachios”

person a: “sweet…how many did you eat?”

person b: “like 20!!”

person a: “what!? 20!? so not worth the pistachio-fingers!”

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