pittsburgh plate job
a s-xual act in which an individual lies prostrate on the ground while holding a piece of plate gl-ss directly above his or her face, and while gripping it so as to create a flat surface in relation to the ground, another individual proceeds to defecate upon it. some cases may also call for the feces to be smeared or squashed onto the gl-ss using the b-ttocks and genitals and resulting in more artistic approach to this time-honored pennsylvanian tradition, which was first introduced by the amish in the early 18th century.
(this is notably similar to the gl-ss bottom boat, with exception to the necessity of a coffee table and indicative only of an action concerning plate gl-ss and sh-tting. usage of the term usually denotes a higher level of mobility and/or lower social/financial stature than that of “gl-ss boat” clientele).
also note: in the absence of any plate gl-ss, a welder’s mask is often subst-tuted for this application.
fearing that his wife might become suspicious of a sh-t-stench on his clothing, the buisinessman opted for a pittsburgh plate job while attending the wh-r-house.
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