Pittsburgh play action pass
when you are having -n-l s-x and you don’t want to get your d-ck p–py, so you grab your d-ck in a thumbs up, stick it in her b-tt hole, and the motion jacks you off at the same time
yo bro, does your d-ck smell bad from that girls -ss?
no way dude, i pittsburgh play action p-ssed her so i didn’t have to sport a p–py d-ck
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