Pittsburgh Spider Blumpkin
a variation of the “roman spider dump” mixed with a “double blumpkin.” two males face each other on the toilette while taking a dump, a third person hangs from the top of the stall like spiderman and preforms oral s-x on the other two. this act is most commonly performed in the washrooms of mellon arena between periods.
star: “that chick sitting in front of us is disgusting and her crazy husband thinks the leafs are offside every time they cross the blue line.”
murk: “dude, i think i saw them and the usher preforming a pittsburgh spider blumpkin before the third period in the can!!”
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