Pittsford Housewife
a resident of the upscale rochester, ny suburb of pittsford. typically drives one of these cars: a black escalade, a silver lexus lx or a red prius. spends the day playing tennis at the club, having her nails done at one of the spas, planning her next shopping trip to paris or new york, collecting items for a charity event silent auction, meeting with her decorator to decide on a fabric, attending a yoga cl-ss or watching the grounds crew work while reading conde nast traveler next to the pool.
pointing at a women shopping in wegmans, “what do you think, a pittsford housewife?” reply: “absolutely. the body is too perfect not to have been sculpted.”
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