Pity Sponsorship
i derivative of pity s-x. when a action sports company sponsors and individual in exchange for promoting their goods not on the basis of being top talent but granting them status because they make up for lack of talent in other areas such as stoke, b-lls or age.
i can’t believe that fat middle aged long boarder got sponsored by breaking boards just because he has more courage to ride huge scary monster hills; or perhaps it’s because he is older than my parents; or they just feel sorry for him. anyway, i am the best skater, he sucks, and i am going to hate on him because of it… pft! what a pity sponsorship!
Read Also:
- pixelhead
a graphic artist/designer, especially one who is extremely p-ssionate or deeply involved in the art. ex. 1: just get julianne to design the flyer for your show. she’s a pixelhead. she’ll design anything you put in front of her. ex. 2: i love anything that has to do with graphics or graphic design; i’m a […]
- Pawn Me
when a guy let’s a girl use him just so he can have s-x with her. after i let alisha p-wn me, she gave me oral s-x.
- plastic spoon
born into the lower or working cl-ss. if you were born with a plastic spoon in your mouth, you grew up riding public transport, eating food out of cans, begging your parents for a quarter, wearing bargain bin clothes and using the internet at public libraries… basically the opposite of spoiled; while not necessarily poor, […]
- play in the forest
smoking weed (or trees) yo, after cl-ss, we gotta go play in the forest
- Plonked
when something is dumped in front of you. i will just use whatever is plonked in front of me.