pizza favoritism
the act of studying a shared pizza pie to ensure that you inherit the larger of the inevitably, unevenly-sliced options.
a careful exercise in patience and timing is necessary to acquire the biggest, most appealing slice available at that time.
(slippery) pete demonstrated “pizza favoritism” when he took an extra long gulp of soda as he noticed his friend
was ready for another slice too. this bought him enough time to have his friend take the ghetto slice with one peperoni on it
and gave pete the opportunity to swoop in for the next in line money slice.
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