Pizza Titties
a word pioneered by my father, michael. pizza t-tties are a pair of woman’s br–sts that when they have grown to outrageous proportion as to project out from the chest over a foot in length you may rest a pizza on them. in basic terms, t-tties so big that you could successfully place a pizza on them without the pizza falling off and proceed to eat the entire pizza.
did you catch that episode of dog the bounty hunter last night!? his wife’s has the biggest pizza t-tties i’ve ever seen!!
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