Plaid Shirt Rule


the phenomenon wherein a cute boy wears a plaid shirt, and suddenly becomes 100% more attractive to all heteros-xual females and h-m-s-xual males in the vicinity.
jane: whoa, did john get hotter?
joseph: nah, he’s just following the plaid shirt rule.

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