plankton farming
-the process of collecting, gathering, and acc-mulating by any means enough miniscule pieces of weed to smoke.
-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.
-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
“yo, i got home from the bar last night pretty trashed, and i thought i was dry until i plankton farmed under my desk so i could smoke a bowl and fall asleep.”
“i spilled the pipe last night but john did some speedy plankton farming and we didn’t lose a crystal!”
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