Plaster of Penis
s-m-n that accidentally lands on a strand of hair, drying up and coating it, rendering it stiff.
last night my boyfriend totally ruined my hairstyle and now big chunks are set in plaster of p-n-s
british slang
yet another coined term meaning the contents of the t-st-cl-s.
however “plaster of p-n-s” is usually too wordy to actually thread into a sentence and so is never often used as a metaphor for come/c-m.
“fredrick the novelist was having enormous trouble including ‘plaster of p-n-s’ into his p-rnographic literature, as it spoiled the rhythm of his sentence structure.”
“father macdougall made a tissue sculpture using plaster of p-n-s as his glue.”
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