plate-in-lip boobs
also known as “national geographic b–bs”, plate-in-lip b–bs are large, droopy br–sts often with a dark ariola (sometimes referred to as the “t-tty circle”). plate-in-lip b–bs can be brought on by quick and overzealous weight gain, pregnancy or old age. a woman with plate-in-lip b–bs normally desires the look of a more lofty sweater kitten and can acheive this with either duct tape and ace bandages or extensive plastic surgery.
at 7 and a half months pregnant, i’ve developed a severe case of plate-in-lip b–bs and would look more appropriate with a stick in my nose and metal rings extending my neck than in gap maternity clothes.
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