platonic bridge-salesman
a crafty smooth-talker dude who initially claims to just want a “first base” friendship with a lady, but in reality is merely using this -ssertion as an “opener” to eventually getting into her pants.
hot chick: brandon claimed he just wants to take me for strolls hand-in-hand… yeah, right… sounds like da cl-ssic “platonic bridge-salesman” pitch to me — i’ve seen how he looks at me whenever i wear a swimsuit or a sun-dress!
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