platonic soulmate
•like a soulmate but non romantic
•a best friend that you were meant to be best friends with
•when you love someone so much but you don’t want to date them and they’re not family
•note: just like you can have a romantic crush you can also have a platonic crush called a squish
aimee: omg, i love you emily, you’re my platonic soulmate.
emily: i love you too, i’ve had a squish on you for so long
person 1:oh are you two dating?
person 2&3: no we’re just platonic soulmates
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