Platypus mcmuffin for brains
josh is very stupid and is the worst science table partner you can have. ever. he breaks up with you on hyour birthday, and is just an overall d-ck. i will high five him someday. in the face. with a chair. he thinks he is gangster, but he isnt. and he probably doesnt even know how to spell the word ‘josh”…yeah.
josh: hey.
maddie: conniptions you give me conniptions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are such a platypus mcm-ffin for brains!!!! gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i want to die because you said that!!! why would you ever say that!!!??? ughhhhhh go die!!!! alright, bliss, off to lunch 🙂
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