play-by-play mom

a play-by-play mom is an annoying b-tch on social media that posts about every little detail about their kids’ lives. such posting events include the losing of a first tooth, first sh-t, or first time floating in the pool. they completely and totally ruin your social feeds and generally are people you can’t unfriend because of the backlash or family peer pressure.
did you see how cristal posted six pictures of her kid blowing his nose? she’s such a play-by-play mom

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