Play the hairy banjo


basically having a w-nk, jerk, or male masturbation.

your erect p-n-s represents the banjo “shaft” and the hairs represent the strings. your ball-bag/nuts/scr-t-m representing the resonant body of the banjo.

play away and try not to get too carried away or else you might…. ooops…. sorry… i’ve just c-m.
to quote the words of a famous song:

“b-m-t-tty-t-tty, b-m-t-tty-t-tty, play the hairy banjo !”

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