playing jack and the beanstalk


stimulating an erect p-n-s until it reaches climax/c-ms

can be a hand job or masturbation/jerking off
jack slid up and down the bean stalk until there were clouds in the sky and the beanstalk fell limply to the ground <--playing jack and the beanstalk

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