pocket pussy
a portable false-v-g-n- thats small enough to carry along with you.
dude!, you should have seen kev freak when he thought i found his pocket p-ssy in his truck !.
in texas hold’em, getting dealt two queens as your hand
my pocket p-ss-es were such a good hand that i won the pot.
a plastic v-g-n- used by men to arouse their p-n-s. is often shaped after a p-rn star.
oh man, my jenna jameson pocket p-ssy feels just like the real thing.
a kitten small enough to fit in your pocket.
the most desirable of cats, as “they are so cute at that age.”
see also: teacup kitten
pocket p-ssy (p-ss-es) are the first to get adopted at an animal shelter.
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