Point of no return theory
the point of no return theory is when you take a member of the opposite s-x (usually female) home to have s-xual relations/f-ll-t–. as you take off your clothing, she realizes that you have a tiny p-n-s and/or a beer belly, but since you have already gotten to this point she might as well hook up with you–hence the point of no return. essentially, a common bond amongst the ugly people of america where hope is found.
once my pants came off she had to keep going–proof of the point of no return theory.
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