Poke The Poodle
the maxim that even the most docile, good-natured person, when provoked enough, will snap at you & go postal. similar to a young child poking at a poodle-eventually the poodle will rear back, show it’s teeth and sink it’s jaws into the child’s flesh in anger.
poor little timmy, may he rest in peace. he’d still be with us on this side of the dirt if his mom didn’t stop paying attention to him while he was poking that poodle. man, i’ve never seen that much blood & guts-his mom must be so sad. i’ve always said, “timmy, don’t poke the poodle”
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