pokemon universe


pokemon universe is an online game from the future (also known as pu). one day the internet will migrate to the pokemon universe. the universe will begin with a big bang of trainers from around the internet, but don’t worry, all of the noobs will be weeded out when they enter the caves of zubat.
#1 – joe: “what happened to austin?” – ethan: “zubat!” – joe: “ah.”

#2 – alex: “my pokemon universe team is full of mudkips. aren’t i awesome?” – eric: “pu n00b.”

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