Poker Jew


someone that, even though they know that they hold a very good hand, bets the smallest amount of their money possible. poker jews usually succeed in poker, for their tactics allow them to suck the money out of their opponents without losing much of their own winnings. usually frustrates the opponent- leading into a long, drawn out game of poker. involves m-ssive bluffing in some occasions.
1. even though brad held a royal flush, he still only betted a dollar, making him a poker jew.

2. a: ” i bet one dollar.”

b: ” dude, i put down twenty. this game is going to go on forever.”

a: ” i win.”

b: ” screw you, poker jew! “

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