Polar Benguin
a hyrbid cross between a penguin and a polar bear. it has the head of a polar bear, body of a penguin and the att-tude of a polar benguin. it is a generally friendly creature, but in circ-mstances of extreme hunger it may attempt to eat its own flipper in a perverse demonstration of its inherent ident-ty crisis. the polar benguin resides wherever your imagination dictates.
on our arctic journey we found that the polar benguins were going extinct. save the polar benguins!
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