Polish Horse-Rider
breaking a bottle of chloroform to knock a horse unconscious, then proceeding to insert the horse’s p-n-s into your own -ss or a partner’s, only to have the horse awake mid-f-ck and ram the individual’s -sshole so hard it ruptures his or her intestinal wall and they bleed out. usually the death occurs in the field, the hospital bed or during the act itself.
robert: what the h-ll happened to todd, i heard he died?
lee: he totally chloroformed that horse to try to have it f-ck him, but it woke up and totally polish horse-rider’d the sh-t out of him. literally.
robert: sh-t, well what the f-ck happened to the horse? i was going to f-ck it.
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