Politically transmitted disease


a highly objectionable political or social view or affiliation held by a previously comp-ssionate and socially conscious person after a prolonged, s-xual relationship with an ultra-conservative individual. abbr: ptd.
shamona was pretty cool until she started sleeping with that neo-con nigel and picked up that politically transmitted disease… now she’s uncomfortable unless she’s surrounded by people of pallor.

when he said he was d & d free, i thought that included ptds. now i find out he’s been a greedy pig ever since he got married to lauren.

wtf, you belong to the nra? politically transmitted diseases are worse than chlamydia, dude!

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