pommie bastard
“pommie b-st-rd” is the absolute & highest accolade that an australian can ever give to a british person. if you are lucky enough to be called a pommie b-st-rd by an aussie then you know for sure they appreciate you like no other. they might (and probably do) hate your f-cking guts – but have no fear, they will respect and admire you forever.
it is a term used most often, but not exclusively, in cricket. especially if they happen to get beaten. australians really do not like to be beaten at cricket, especially by “the pom b-st-rds” – (shortened version, please note)>
banjo: “hey bruce, been watching the cricket”?
bruce: “too right mate, too right”.
banjo: see that pommie b-st-rd scored a f-ckin’ ton – 125 not out – before lunch, man you gotta hand it to him, some f-cking batsman eh”?
bruce: yeh, f-cking pommie b-st-rd, wish he was in our side.
banjo: yeh cobber, too true, what a f-cking pommie b-st-rd.
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