Pond Pussy
peta has determined that the term “sea kittens” should be used to describe fish. the reasoning is that this will sound cuter and that therefore people will be less likely to eat fish. the problem here is that “sea” implies salt water. we need a comparable term for fresh water fish. this term is pond p-ssy. from now on, fresh water fish are to be refered to as pond p-ssy.
i was driving to panama city when my car broke down in southern alabama. it wasn’t all bad though, i got to eat all the alabama pond p-ssy i could handle.
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