pony yogurt


a thick curdled residue found in equine s-m-n harvesting gear. true pony yogurt develops after s-m-n harvesting equipment is used many times without being cleaned.
rancher 1: hot d-mn! what is that smell?
rancher 2: aw, that’s just jeanine. she finally got around to cleaning that horse c-ck sleeve and now she’s got pony yogurt up to her elbow!

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