poof chicken
a chicken that has the ability to become as thin as paper and slide under doors. usually when it reaches the other side it poofs up into a human sized fluffy chicken.
soapo; aaaaa what is that fluffy peice of paopwr under the door??
jooz; its movint!!!
hoona; i think its a poof chicken!!
poof chicken; *poofs*
ooma; it is a poof chicken i want to keep it as a pet so it can eat my other chickens!!!!!!!!!!!!
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