Poof of shit


1. fart, p-ssing gas, flatulence.

2. smelly air bubble produced from your booty pipe.

3. angelic music being played from your b-m hole.
person 1 “do you smell that? gah, did you fart? it smells awful!”

person 2 “no” busts out laughing because their lying and can’t keep a straight face. while laughing they let out another fart.

person 1 “eww, you farted again! i can feel it on my face! it’s like a poof of sh-t man!”

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