poop and shoot


explosive diarrhea in conjunction with violent puking.
i ate some of yo mama’s nasty fish and it made me do the p–p and shoot.
when someone (usually male) takes a big dump in a toilet, then proceeds to shoot at the piece of p–p with a strong stream of pee. typically, the goal is to break the p–p into two pieces. this can most easily be accomplished if the p–p is in log form.
jason (on the phone): “hey i gotta hang up. i need to go in the bathroom for a round of p–p and shoot.”
when you p–p in your hand, and whip it across an open field, and shoot it with a 12 gauge shotgun.
hey, watch me p–p and shoot

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