poop bandit

an unknown individual who sh-ts mysteriously in odd places and never takes credit for it. the sh-t may be found anywhere except in a toilet. the p–p bandit may strike at any time in any place. he does not discriminate against race, ethnicity, or gender. he only discriminates against toilets.
hey randy, whats that smell? oh sh-t! looks like the p–p bandit has struck again!
a broad term to describe any person or persons that abuse the function of #2. most commonly they

a. leave a giant log in the toilet unflushed and festering

“that p–p-bandit didn’t even flush!”

b. a person who clogs the toilet and proceeds to leave it unattended and in a potentially overflowing state.

“hey bro you got a plunger? some p–p-bandit clogged and dipped out”

c. the most offensive and most uncommon, a low-life who leaves p–p on the floor, the urinal or any other inappropriate place

“billy was so drunk i think he laid a log in the parking lot…i saw him pulling up his pants, i always knew deep down he was a p–p-bandit.

d. there is a rare case when the p–p-bandit is the hero, when the deed is done in defiance or disrespect of an enemy.

dude 1: “you here what laura did to beth?”
dude 2: “no, what?”
dude 1: “laura went gangster on beth, when she found out that beth stabbed her in the back. she dropped a duce on her new lawn chair. she snuck in the backyard, pinched it off and booked it, p–p-bandit style!”

dude 2: “that’s hardcore!”
p–p-bandit is a new term, it was used in several ways above
suspicious money grabbing jew who most likely has orange died hair. he is a mexican as well. he sh-ts in random places and takes credit for it. he can’t control his urges but he keeps going because he never gets caught. he often takes it in the -ss as well
henry page is the p–p bandit