poop in a towel
an awkward situation that you just kind of have to deal with; not unlike finding p–p in a bathroom towel.
“so i let joel and his friend spend the night last night so they could go watch a baseball game tomorrow. they left this morning and i found a condom in the sleeping bag i loaned them…”
“ew, what did you do?”
“had to pick it up with some toilet paper and throw it away.”
“gross… kind of a p–p in a towel situation huh…”
“so i was watching some bukkake p-rn the other night and my girlfriend walked in. she got really p-ssed and i haven’t talked to her since…”
“ouch, that’s kind of a p–p in a towel situation…”
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