poop sweat
persipation of the most seldom occurance, in which one’s -ss sweats, not from heat or activity, but rather from the antic-p-tion of a catastrophic dooley (p–p) that is forthcoming. in addition, said sweat emits an odor characteristic of that same foul dooley. (note: not synonomous with b-tt sweat, swamp -ss, etc.)
“jesus christ, pat, what’s that smell?”
“man, i gotta deuce. that’s my p–p sweat you’re smelling.”
a stagnant odor best described as being half p–p and half sweat. most commonly found in the carpet and furniture left by previous renters in apartments. scientifically proven to be 6 billion times stronger than febreze so don’t even try.
dude, that couch smells like freaking p–psweat so don’t put your face near it.
when you have the sudden urge to move your bowels and you start sweating. a real p–p emergency. usually -ssociated with explosive diarrhea.
i had to sh-t so bad yesterday. i couldn’t find a bathroom, i had the p–p sweats and everything!!
when you eat lots of spicey foods, you will end up going to the bathroom and when you try to go poo, it’ll be hard so you’ll start to sweat from all the pushing.
“all of those hot rods gave me the p–p sweats”
“aww! my b-tt hurts so much from the p–p sweats”
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