poopie hole


(n.) a juvenile term for the -n-s.

see scatoody.
doctor: “you may not be constipated. your p–pie hole just won’t open far enough. all we can do is provide full-length c-ck-stabbing penetration of your well-rimmed and squeaky-clean -n-s with m-ssive enemas.”

patient: “oh, bless you doctor! how can i thank you?”

doctor: “you can’t. but your insurance company will. have a nice day.”

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