Poopie Paralyzer

when one cannot walk drive or even stand because he/she has to take a cr-p so bad that they are paralyzed from the waist down
i was playing basketball when i was h-t with the p–pie paralyzer

i was drinking coffee and all of a sudden the p–pie paralyzer kicked in

i was sleeping in the middle of the night when i woke up to the p–pie paralyzer and had to crawl to the bathroom

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